The Islands of Greater Burmaria is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Davis Pavlina with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.702 billion Greater Burmarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonetwin. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Burmarian economy, worth 178 trillion Tacos a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,841 Tacos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Burmaria's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Burmaria is ranked 21,813^th in the world and 101^st in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 113.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.